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Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Huggies on Wed May 06, 2009 12:19 am

Minimum_reduction wrote:Oh, and who said stalking isn't cool? It's like a sport. Instead of stalking a train with a camera, you stalk a woman. Guns and knives are optional accessories, as are rohypnol tablets.


Until you get your arse busted by the pigs. Then it's time to go and spend some time in the slammer with Nigel where your arse becomes the size of a dinner plate. Then again some people might enjoy that!
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby SMR18 on Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:23 pm

My sister had a stalker once and she said it was really really scary and my dad said if he finds the stalker he is going to cut his balls off!
If I was that stalker i'd be really, really scared if i were him.
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Bufferstop on Sun Jun 07, 2009 7:20 pm

SMR18 wrote:My sister had a stalker once and she said it was really really scary and my dad said if he finds the stalker he is going to cut his balls off!
If I was that stalker i'd be really, really scared if i were him.


Good thing you have none then Wiggum :lol:
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I SEE STUPID PEOPLE...
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby dribblyanus on Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:13 am

Minimum_reduction wrote:Good work Mrs Garrisson.
Perhaps with some editing we could change this to 'ten commandments' instead of 8 rules?
Oh, and who said stalking isn't cool? It's like a sport. Instead of stalking a train with a camera, you stalk a woman. Guns and knives are optional accessories, as are rohypnol tablets.


Did I meet you at Lakemba station last year?
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Minimum_reduction on Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:03 am

dribblyanus wrote:
Minimum_reduction wrote:Good work Mrs Garrisson.
Perhaps with some editing we could change this to 'ten commandments' instead of 8 rules?
Oh, and who said stalking isn't cool? It's like a sport. Instead of stalking a train with a camera, you stalk a woman. Guns and knives are optional accessories, as are rohypnol tablets.


Did I meet you at Lakemba station last year?

Homagawd uleh, how yu ben cuz? hope dem rowiez worked good for you with them aussie bitches habib?
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby S10a on Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:21 pm

Minimum_reduction wrote:Homagawd uleh, how yu ben cuz? hope dem rowiez worked good for you with them aussie bitches habib?


Bahahahahaha!!! :D Thats the funniest camel jockey impersonation i have ever seen :D
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby MrsGarrison on Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:29 am

I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Huggies on Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:37 am

MrsGarrison wrote:I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


Who ? Bum Chums with tampons up their arse from being shagged trackside.
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Minimum_reduction on Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:27 am

Like a fellow named Trent said; 'Girls are bitches, theyr'e like stiches, you pull 'em out, and then, they open up, and then, you just fuckin' smash em aye!....'
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Re: Advice on attracting the opposite sex for foamers!

Postby Maikha on Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:53 pm

You guys should have more respect for Women!
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